We drove from Chicago to Iowa City in record time despite the rain and the holiday traffic. The only hitch were the two children in the back of the minivan who absolutely refused to go to sleep. DVD’s did not work. Quiet music did not work. Blankey’s and pacey’s did not work. Food and milk did not work. NOTHING WORKED. We listened to a one year old squawk and whine and grunt and produce every annoying sound of frustration known to a child for almost the entirety of the trip.
So you will understand exactly why the moment we arrived at my parents house we unloaded perishable items and perishable children and left immediately for the local bar, the Hilltop.
And you will understand, based on previous mentioned evidence, that it would be totally appropriate to catch Ivan drinking one of these:
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Ivan looks like he’s wearing a yarmulke. I’m guessing it’s the light but non- sleeping kids might drive one to do much more than drink beer. Glad you arrived safely.